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I'm real glad Bert. It's almost 1300 hrs over here and in the low eighties..... Just getting ready to take the dogs over the park. You've probably had your scotch and finished your dinner too. Hope you enjoyed it.
Hi Bert, just noticed you said Monday night. I think I've gone back to the future because it's Wednesday here?????Maybe you had more that ONE scotch before dinner. Anyway if it's that damp and miserable maybe this will make you feel better. Pictures are great and the words have meaning. Click on
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