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Post subject: Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger!!
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:28 pm
Joined: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:10 pm Posts: 124
A man was walking home alone late one cold and foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP, BUMP, BUMP Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging it's way down the middle of the street towards him. BUMP, BUMP, BUMP Terrified the man begins to run towards his home, the casket bouncing hurriedly behind him. FASTER, FASTER, BUMP, BUMP, BUMP He runs to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through the door, with the lid of the casket clapping...clappity BUMP, clappity BUMP, clappity BUMP on his heels, the terrified man rushes upstairs to the bathroom. The man locks himself in. His heart is pounding, his head is reeling, his breath coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door, bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperately he hurls the cough syrup at the casket, and.......
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