A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and
invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only
Aborigine in the neighbourhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone
was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and
flirting

At the height of the party, the host said,
'I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million
dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.'

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash.
Everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc; He was
jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all
kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail
and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo instructor. The water
was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and the croc were
screaming and raising hell.

Finally Colin strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a dead
goldfish. Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

The host says,
'Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'

'Nah, you all right boss, I don't want it,' said Colin.

'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about HALF a
million bucks then?'

'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Colin.

'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a
new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?

Again, Colin said "No."

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well Colin, then what DO you want?

Colin said,
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'I want the "Jam Donut" who pushed me in.'

Yes i was that man.

.....ripper